Wednesday, July 8, 2009

"Woman's Favorite"


Dang! It's almost been 2 months since I last posted....shameful. But hey, it's been a busy time.

I figured I had better get started again somehow...so I decided I'd review the 'new' book I've been reading lately:

"Woman's Favorite Cookbook" by Mrs. Gregory and Friends.

Yep, published in 1902. I work at a Heritage Museum, and one of the volunteers that works there brought this book in one day. She wanted to donate it to our little mini library, to be used by staff for cooking for special events and such. Well, I started to read it at work, and I became so fascinated with it, I decided to take it home with me so I could really sink my teeth in.

On the inside, it says further:

"By Annie R. Gregory"- Assisted by one thousand homekeepers.

The publishing house is J.M.Mac Gregor Publishing Co., Vancouver, B.C.

As far as I can tell, it's a compendium of recipes by many, many people. 3 books in 1, as a matter of fact! Everything from 'Arranging the Table-Up to Date Methods', to 'Dinner Giving', and the 'Meaning of Foreign Words on Menu Cards'. Not to mention the 3000 recipes. You heard me correctly.

Of course, one of the most interesting things about it, is how strange and sexist some of the passages are. The kitchen is truly the domain of the woman, and not of the man. This is something we could very well argue, nowadays. In fact, I don't know too many people that still cook, period. Including lots of women. It's not a criticism at all. I just know that most people are waaay too busy to be able to properly learn the art of cooking. It takes time, and dedication just like anything else you want to be good at.

I was very lucky. As a girl, my mum cooked from scratch all the time, mainly due to the fact that it was more affordable than buying processed food (which generally still stands). I just happened to be obsessed with food, and soaked it up like a sponge. I cook to relax (for real), so I count myself as very lucky. Cooking and food doesn't scare me like others that I know. I'm grateful for this fluke of nature.

Another wonderful, if confusing thing about this book is that it is before measuring. That is to say, most people didn't know what a metric teaspoon was, they only knew to use an actual tea spoon. Recipes were quite vague, and simple. If your teacup happened to be a bit wider than your neighbors, well then, that's what went into your buttermilk biscuits. I'm sure they still turned out awesome. Here's an example:

"VELVET BREAKFAST CAKES: Put a pint of new milk on the fire; let it simmer a few minutes. Stir into it a piece of butter the size of a walnut. Add salt, and three spoonfuls of good yeast, with three well-beaten eggs. Mix with these sufficient flour to make a soft dough. Knead all well together and put the mixture in a warm place in a basin with a cloth over it for two hours. Then make it up into small cakes, lay them on a well-oiled tin, and bake in a quick oven."

Oh my god. Could you get any more vague?? Like, how much is 'sufficient flour'? What's a quick oven?? Anyways, it's a delight to read. Some of the recipes are strange and GROSS ("Cod Sounds and Tongues", "Broiled Frogs' Legs", "Forcement Balls"....), but most are mouth-watering. Good, old-fashioned comfort food. There was such thing as health food back then, but it wasn't hemp hearts, and micro-algae. It was "warm, meaty broths" and "milk toast". Now, THAT'S the kind of health food I'm talkin' about! Hehe......

Not to mention all the other good stuff. Here are some of my favorites: Apple Toast, Royal Creamed Eggs, Hot Dandelion Salad, Blackberry Pie, Whole Wheat Doughnuts, Chocolate Kisses, Peach Meringue, Watermelon Pickles, Crabapple Catsup. Phew!

In closing, here's a mouth-watering, if ridiculous recipe for Coffee Ice-Cream:

"One gallon of cream, yolks of thirty-five eggs, two pounds ten ounces of sugar, two quarts of very strong black coffee (made up). Stir well with an egg beater and when beginning to thicken without boiling strain the mixture; allow it to become cold and freeze."

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

New Favorite Website: AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS


I really can't use any words to accurately describe how strange and arresting this photo is. And I really can't explain how rad this website is either, so the best thing for you to do is to go there IMMEDIATELY! And stare. And stare....at......all these random photos submitted by people. This website proves that truth is indeed stranger than fiction. And very enjoyable.....hehe.....so without further adieu:



www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com




So brilliant. So, so brilliant....hehe.....

Friday, April 17, 2009

Random: Dancing Sandwich-Board Worker, I Want YOUR Job!


I was walking back from the store the other day, and saw one of those folks with a sandwich board out in front of a KFC, or Taco Bell or something....can't remember. For obvious reasons, these people always look a little dejected and miserable to me. They don't look anyone in the eye, they just trudge along dragging a board or wearing a stupid costume and are wearing earphones, 9 times out of 10.


Now.....ever seen THIS PERSON?


Uh.....ok, it's actually Lisa Rinna. Um, I really tried to find a photo of one of those Sandwich Board guys that really DANCES up a storm, and totally looks like he's having the time of his life. But I could find not a one. WTF? Anyways, I've seen them and I KNOW they're out there! These people really know a thing or two about livin' the good life. Here are my reasons I would like to aspire to this job maybe one day:


-You can listen to your own music. Nuff said.

-You get to dance your pants off, and that is so good for you.

-People might think you're insane. Now bear with me, this is a good thing. NO ONE will be after your job...maybe like the job you have right now. There's a pressure to perform, right?

-You probably get free food from the establishment you're advertising.

-You wouldn't have to go to a gym. You do aerobics all day!

-If you get tired, you could drink coffee on your break and get energy again!

-You'd never take your work home with you.

-You'd be breathing fresh air, and outside all day. (Could be bad, too I guess...)

-You'd never be bored (board? Hehe...sorry) of the scenery because it changes all day.
-You'd have an excuse to wear all your wacky outfits that just hang in your closet all lonely, finally.
-You could jump out at cute guys in hot cars, and yell "HEY, GIMME YOUR NUMBER!" Well, I'm not saying it would WORK....hehe....
-You could not gain weight on this job.
-You'd probably be offered benefits on this job, as no one in their right mind would take it unless the dividends were quite fantastic! (Theory only)
-If you were a 'sandwich board dancer-consultant' (ie Self-Employed) you could actually write all your music off as a tax deductable.....maybe.....
That's all I got.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

"Real Age"


Well, today is my birthday! And without getting into it (allow me a little dignity here people), I don't feel as old as my 'real age'. I feel like I did when I was 17....just a little wiser, but honestly, that's about it.


I think I look alright too. I'm vain, just like everyone else. I worry about wrinkles, and getting a little paunch. But whenever you have a birthday, whether you actually worry about it or not, you are extra AWARE on that day that you are aging. Getting older is a trip, man.


So a while ago, I went to the library and checked out "YOU: Staying Young: The Owner's Manual For Extending Your Warranty", by 2 doctors. This book has gotten a bit of attention, because these guys have been on Oprah a million times and everyone's been talking about how great they are. Well, I decided to have a read and I found I really enjoyed it! It's a very straight-forward, entertaining view of the body and how we age. But what I found most interesting was the accompanying website:




If you go on there, you can take their 20-minute (or so) survey of all your dietary, fitness, emotional habits and it will tell you what your REAL AGE is, based on the amount of stress your body has incurred, as a result of your lifestyle and genetics. Well, to a point anyhow.


So for my experience, I did the survey and was as thorough and as honest about my habits as I could be. And......well, it turns out I was about 3 years OLDER than my biological age.


WTF???


But.....there is a silver lining here. They offer all sorts of ways you can decrease your 'real age' and you can change your habits to update your age.


So. I've started doing yoga a couple times a week. I'm flossing every night now, not just every couple of days. I've vowed to eat more fruit, and more veggies. I'm walking every day now too. I've cut down on the drinks.....and I've updated my real age. I'm now 3 years YOUNGER than my biological age, according to this website. Hey, I'm liking this! Hehe.....


So I see it as a positive thing. Go ahead and try it. You might be a bit shocked! It's a kick in the butt, that's for sure. At least it was for me.....hehe.....

Friday, March 20, 2009

Fresh Inspiration! Beets and Apples.....




Just made an extremely fresh and zesty salad, and I kind of just made it up off the top of my head. It turned out....EXQUISITE! So you, dear reader, may use it with my blessing. This salad is perfect for the winter blahs. It's been raining for what seems like weeks. We are all a bit vintamin D deficient these days, not to mention plain old STARVED for the mental lift that the sun brings. Aren't you craving something spring-like? Aren't you tired of those stodgy winter meals? Look no further. ;)


Apple-Beet Salad with Cilantro and Fresh Lime:


-1 medium to large beet

-1 apple, something crispy and sweet

-1 lime

-small bunch cilantro

-handful of dried currants

(opt: 1 chili, diced very small)


Grate the beet, and the apple. Roughly chop the cilantro, and toss with the beet and apple in a salad bowl. Sprinkle with the currants, and the minced chili if using. Squeeze the lime all over salad (half if it's very, very juicy-whole if it's average). Toss lightly again.


This salad would be amazing served alongside almost anything. You could include it as part of a selection of other salads at a party, or you could even mound a little of it on the end of an edive leaf if you are feeling really swanky. Enjoy!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Lovin' Every Minute Of It!


















Well, how do I put it? Ok, how's this:

My fiancée's band (Jordan Carrier) opened for LOVERBOY at the Commodore last Friday and Saturday night. Hehe......I'm still pinching myself. I fucking LOVE Loverboy! I got to go backstage, and meet the band, and watch from the sidelines......I'm tellin' you. Going back to being a normal mortal girl after that is going to be difficult. I felt like a rockstar for 2 days.

Anyways here are some pics. I'm off to Cuba for a week the day after tomorrow (yeah, it's been a rough week....hehe...) so I can't be too creative, but enjoy!










Sunday, January 4, 2009

Winter Wonderland






I thought I'd do a post about the snow.

This year's snow has been absolutely crazy. Here in the Fraser Valley, just outside of Vancouver it typically doesn't snow that much in the wintertime. People that don't live in Canada like to think that it's covered in the white stuff all winter long, and that we all play hockey on ponds and live in igloos too, but it just isn't true. Sorry.

Well, Mother Nature threw a curveball this year. Not only did we have a white Christmas, we had a white December, period. I didn't get to see my parents this year for Christmas, nor my sister's family. No one made it out to our place for Christmas Eve, as in previous years. Blah blah.

It sounds as if I'm complaining, but it is marvellous, actually. As inconvenient as it is, the snow is gorgeous, and I'm posting pics for you to enjoy too. Check it out!!!